Episode 9: Caught Air Drumming

Back after yet another extended hiatus, our hero returns with a vengance by slamming Yoko, scratching his head about people who don't understand The Onion, describes getting busted for air drumming, his hatred of the floor waterer, has a sad for an aborted hot tub three way, and hones his poverty detector.

Episode 8: I Said Good Day, Sir!

Back after a brief hiatus, our hero hits the ground running with advice for newly-free Casey Anthony, wonders why the port-o-john peeper didn't stick with Google, relays why it's a good idea to wipe away your IT guy's access like, now, warns about what you may find in murky pool water, and has a party in his mouth like it's 1898.

Episode 7: Really, Japan?

Our hero combs the Interwebs for weird stories, and the Net comes through in spades. Join him as he finds an exception to his aforementioned hitchhiker rule, discovers one man who severely overestimates the power of his badge, runs across a new product from Japan which no man should ever want, and finds some Japanese scientists who've created something even less appetizing than Soylent Green.

Episode 6: You're cute, have a kidney

Where our hero sings the praises of cheap beer and the Golden Age of drunk driving, reveals the real reason behind his decision to become an organ donor, and welcomes another summer filled with carnies.

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Episode 5: Apocalypse Not

Special post-Non-apocalypse episode, where our hero gives some free PR advice to Harold Camping, worries that another nutjob might finally get a smackdown, explains why we don't see hitchhikers anymore, and remembers the Macho Man.

Episode 4: Grow Old With Me

The 4th edition of the show, where our hero muses on a Bin Laden-free world, Facebook cocktail parties, ponders why Major Nelson didn't cash in his opportunities, realizes he's in a advanced stage of middle age, and rants against the back-in guy. Also, we're now on iTunes!